DEPORT LAPORTE!

Greetings, friend. Welcome to the cause! My mission? To have the evil genius known as Leo Laporte expunged from this great nation. Why, might you ask, have I chosen the seemingly harmless Techno Weenie host of TechTV's "Tech Live" and "The Screen Savers" as my target for deportation? Quite simple, my friend. Leo Laporte is not who he seems to be. Though on the surface he may appear to be an easy going computer nerd out to help the masses of "newbies" with thier mundane PC problems, underneath you'll find a far more sinister purpose. Leo Laporte doesn't want to help you, friend. His ultimate goal...
GLOBAL DOMINATION!!!
If your ready for the truth, enter here...

Any questions, comments or lawsuits, contact me: god@procrastination.org P.S. Leo, please don't sue me.