Name: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Weight: 175 lbs
Signatures: Eye gouge
Finisher: The Vasectomy
Leatherballs' past is one of the HBW's greatest
mysteries. However, after years of exhaustive research
and several eye witness accounts, this much is known:
Institutionalized
at a very young age after exhibiting anti-social
behavior, Leatherballs was declared a danger to society
and subjected to years and years of shock therapy in an
attempt to cure him of his violent tendencies.
Unfortunately, these treatments only served drive him to
brink of madness. Realizing thier failure, the doctors
decided that the only way to save Leatherballs' sanity
was with a full frontal lobotomy. The procedure was going
well, until a bolt of lightning from a distant storm
struck the hospital. The power of the thunderclap sent
the surgeons reeling, and in the chaos of the moment, the
lobotomy was botched. Instead of turning Leatherballs
into a drooling, docile zombie, he was transformed into a
mindless psychopath who FELT NO PAIN! Still stunned from
the lightning strike, the doctors were helpless to stop
Leatherballs from escaping the ward. Leatherballs
wandered the streets all night, searching for something
to bring back the lost memories from his shattered mind.
Physically exhausted from his ordeal, Leatherballs
stumbled in front of an oncoming semi carrying a load of
cookiesheets. Left for dead by the frightened trucker,
Leatherballs layed unconscious in a ditch beside the
road. He awoke days later, on Halloween night. A passing
child helped him to his feet and asked if he was alright.
Lashing out at the boy in a fit of rage, Leatherballs
synched up his finisher, The Vasectomy on the defenseless
Trick or Treater. It was at that moment that Leatherballs
knew what is mission in life was. Taking the unconscious
boy's mask, Leatherballs made his way to the nearest
house to find another victim. As fate would have it, he
stood at none other than Evil Charles' doorstep itself.
The Evil One answered the door, and was immediately
attacked by the bloodthirsty Leatherballs. However, Evil
Charles was no helpless child, and the HBW Hardcore
Champion proceeded to beat Leatherballs to within an inch
of his pathetic life. As he lay on the cold concrete in a
pool of his own fetid blood, Leatherballs was at last a
peace. Infact, for the first time in his life, he was
happy. The next day, as Evil Charles stepped over
Leatherballs' lifeless body on his way to work, he made a
mistake that he would regret for the rest of his life.
With a boot to the head, Leatherballs was awoken.
"This afternoon the HBW will be wrestling in my
backyard. You can come if you want, you retarded
bitch."
And with that, the only act of charity Evil Charles
had ever made in his life, Leatherballs joined the the
HBW. The world has never been the same since...
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