Name: Jack Daniels
Age: Over 21...
Weight: 175 lbs
Signatures: White Russian Legsweep, D.U.I.
Finisher: The Drunk Driver
Stumbling into Thunderdome one sunny day while under
the influence, Panama Jack came looking for a party.
Instead he found something much more fun. Evil Charles,
looking out the window of his house, noticed a strange
drunkard in his backyard, and ran outside to investigate.
"Stop puking on my lawn, you drunken bastard!"
the Evil One demanded. "Hey man! Where's the
keg?!" Panama Jack asked in a drunken slur.
"Dude! What are you doing with that? You're not
gon-"...before Panama Jack could finish his
sentence, he was laid out with a barbed wire light tube
from Evil Charles. Waking up from unconsciousness, Panama
Jack realized he had just wrestled his very first match
in the HBW...and it wouldn't be his last....
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