Name: Matt Rodgers
Age: 20
Weight: 130 lbs
Signatures: The Retard's Elbow
Finisher: The Belgian Helicopter
After being diagnosed with a rare form of cancer that
slowly kills the victim's brain cells, Matt Rodgers
vowed he would do ANYTHING to halt the spread of his
crippling illness. Doctors worked endlessly on a cure,
but unfortunately, they were unable to help. The once
intelligent Matthew Rodgers had been reduced to a slobbering,
imbecillic wreck that could scarcely remember his own name.
Deciding to end his miserable existence before he became
a mindless vegetable, Rodgers leaped into the road and was
hit by none other than a half drunk Panama Jack. Amazingly,
Rodgers survived the impact, and was even able to stand.
He felt something was different. Without warning, fog of
his mind slowly began to lift, and He could once again
remember such things as the alphabet and his multiplication
tables. After seeing that Rodgers was OK, Panama Jack proceeded
to kick his ass for putting a dent in his car and making
him spill his vodka. After Rodgers was rushed to the
emergency ward, his doctors realized that the severe impact
and head trauma had somehow halted his cancer. Research
showed that only cure for this rare form of brain cancer was
by obtaining head injuries on a regular basis. It was decided
then and there that the best possible treatment for Rodgers was
to get him signed with the most hardcore backyard wrestling
federation on the planet. The HBW was contacted
immediately, and it was decided that a lowly idiot who
could barely defend himself was MORE than welcome in the
ranks of the HBW. And thus, The Tard was born...
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