Name: Strom Thurmond
Age: Unknown
Weight: 117 lbs
Signatures: Eye gouge
Finisher: The Filibuster
Titles Held: Frontyard Title
After completeing his 87th term in the US Senate, The
Senator decided to draft a bill that would forever define
his legacy. After successfully lobbying for the national
past time to be changed from baseball to professional
wrestling, The Senator could finally retire from public
office with the knowledge that he had, indeed, made the
country a better place. However, after the bill
(Amendmant 3:16) was unceremoniously VETOED by the evil
President, The Senator's long supressed desire for
inflicting pain on other human beings finally emerged.
Grabbing a cookiesheet from the Whitehouse kitchen, the
Senator made his way to the Presidential bedroom,
wreaking havoc all the way, leaving in his wake the
bruised and battered bodies of dozens of Secret Service
Agents. Unfortunately, before The Senator could kick down
The President's door, he was sat upon by The President's
last line of defense: 30 volumptuous, nubile intern ninjettes.
Aftertaking a sound beating from the First Fists, The Senator
was left for dead, thrown out with the presidential
trash. After this humiliating defeat, The Senator decided
that he must hone his fighting skills before he challenges
the Prez to a rematch. And so, he packed up his trusty
cane, his wallet, and a big ass bottle of Baer Extra
Strength, and joined the HBW.
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