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Sam Hain vs Ricardo the Pillager vs Panama Jack
  • A drunken Panama Jack approaches a calm Sam Hain with Referee Simpson and challenges him to a match. Ricardo the Pillager enter's stage right with a very loud "HEY FAGGOTS!" and knocks Jack's beer out of his hand. Hain knocks off Jack's hat and the match begins
  • Ricardo restrains Jack as Sam Hain chops him and nails him with a baking sheet
  • Ricardo and Sam Hain continue thier assault as they double team hiptoss Panama Jack onto a trash can
  • Ricardo punches Sam Hain in the face FOR REAL!
  • Ricardo charges at Sam Hain but is met with a knee to the gut and a jumping headbutt from Hain
  • Ricardo and Hain deliver a thunderous double clothesline to Panama Jack
  • Panama Jack lands a double White Russian Legsweep on both the Pillager and Hain
  • The Pillager lands a suplex on Jack, and Hain follows up with a diving headbutt to Jack's nads
  • Sam Hain proceeds to stomp out Panama Jack's guts
  • Hain and Ricardo double suplex Jack, and Hain attempts a pin
  • Ricardo the Pillager irish whips Sam Hain into an unsuspecting Panama Jack
  • Sam Hain delivers a few chops to Panama Jack before NAILING him with a superkick
  • Panama lights a barbed wire board on fire and the Pillager powerbombs Sam Hain through it, probably crippling him
  • The Pillager ducks a Panama Jack clothesline and lands the Crash Course in Brain Surgery for the win
  • In a fit of rage after having been cost the match, Hain wraps his body in barbed wire and splashes an unconscious Panama Jack
  • After Sam Hain has demolished Panama Jack following Ricardo's victory.....the Pillager comes back to cause some more damage
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