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The Tard vs The Tree
The Tard
bumps into an unsuspecting tree. Feeling the tree was rude, The
Tard decides to challenge him to a match
The match
begins with The Tard nailing the big man with a trashcan
The hulking
tree is seemingly undazed, so The Tard follows up with some big
time chairshots
Amazingly,
the Tree will not go down. The Tard, however, is undaunted. He
continues his barrage with a nearby cookiesheet
Fearing he may
have bitten off more than he could chew, The Tard hurls a bowling
ball at the big man. However, The Tree REFUSES TO GO DOWN
Finally,
in an act of sheer desperation, the Tard unleashes the power of
The Belgian Helicopter. Alas, it is to no avail
Exhausted,
The Tard takes a moment to catch his breath. Suddenly, a gust of
wind breaks a branch overhead, landing directly on The Tard,
pinning him to the ground for the 3 count. Your winner, The Tree
In a
fit of rage, The Tard attempts The Retard's Elbow on The Tree,
but passes out from pain before he can finish
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